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Every Zero Punctuation 2008

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  1. Billy Carr

    Billy Carr

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    The 2010 one didn't have any ads in it, and I'm surprised this did because Yahtzee here seems to make it a goal to get every single wordvomit video demonetized into a highly localized recession.

  2. EnsignGeneric

    EnsignGeneric

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Dunking on Lemmings for being wrung dry and not bringing up Lemmings Paintball is a real missed opportunity.

  3. Lawrence Nickerson

    Lawrence Nickerson

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    I love when people say stuff like "have to sit here and listen to blah blah blah. Clearly you just dont like yahtzee, troll. XD

  4. No One

    No One

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    58:34 ive actually just discovered MS paint,having no idea where its been before

  5. Will

    Will

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    Getting so tired of the autoplay feature just dumpling me here 100 times. I feel bad for disliking the video but I hope it trains the autoplay feature.

  6. Spud D

    Spud D

    Сарын өмнө

    clap clap O I !

  7. Vanillastump

    Vanillastump

    Сарын өмнө

    I sometimes fall asleep listening to these and the *clap clap* "OI!" at 1:16:34 made me almost scream.

  8. jakethejake1

    jakethejake1

    2 сарын өмнө

    You ever wonder if they come back to these videos and think what were we doing?

  9. Ilja Lobanovs

    Ilja Lobanovs

    2 сарын өмнө

    Said loots of times , he user to be better ... And I don't like his team mate now at all ...

  10. Iain Walker

    Iain Walker

    2 сарын өмнө

    1:38:15 too human

  11. Comrade Ramirez

    Comrade Ramirez

    2 сарын өмнө

    I've watched these Every Zero Punctuation videos for each year about 5 times each now and keep noticing when they remove jokes, some I can kind of understand but others seem out of place. Like at 18:50 the original line is "a romhack designed by Hitler" but they've cut the Hitler part out.

  12. TLDelapore

    TLDelapore

    3 сарын өмнө

    What is this "bocksuh" thing he keeps talking about?

  13. Che knauss

    Che knauss

    3 сарын өмнө

    That theatre bit is going to be one of favorites until I die.

  14. Jonathan Hodges

    Jonathan Hodges

    4 сарын өмнө

    I couldn't help but think of Dick Figures when Yahtzee was describing the webcomic with a cool, stable main character, the wacky foil best friend, and the nanny girlfriend character

  15. Star Wars Master

    Star Wars Master

    4 сарын өмнө

    1:16:33 gets me every time *Clap Clap* OI!

  16. mozxz

    mozxz

    4 сарын өмнө

    although I like the idea of these videos being strung together so you dont have to lisen to the VERY LOUD in and out-tro , so many jokes has been cut out, because they are not "eligible" for today's society ..... Bullshit, its exactly why they are so funny, because they political incorrect and goes against the stream, its why I love Yahtzee to begin with . Also, its only now that they are gone I realise how many Hitler jokes he has made over the years, which is a lot, apparently . In summery, I still watch the videos the old fashioned way, because all the really fun parts has been cut out of these, I know why they did it, and it was not really their call, but its annoying

    • Drew Loeffler

      Drew Loeffler

      3 сарын өмнө

      @mozxz ok buddy racist

    • mozxz

      mozxz

      3 сарын өмнө

      @Drew Loeffler nah, the slurs is what sets him apart, he was kinda the one game reviewer who started doing stuff like that, and making "angry reviews" with a hard to satisfy attitude. and being very snarky and sarcastic, its kinda his whole brand, that, and the Dick jokes.

    • Drew Loeffler

      Drew Loeffler

      3 сарын өмнө

      @mozxz I'm not saying it makes sense or that it's the right thing to do but honestly it doesn't really distract too much at all from the video in my opinion. It certainly would be nice for Yatzy to lay off the slurs though.

    • mozxz

      mozxz

      3 сарын өмнө

      @Drew Loeffler in some of his latest videos, he still makes them, so I can't see why they have to remove them from the old ones . The reason why they are fun is when you take a taboo, and laugh at it , sure he and what presented was horrible, and all the more reason to make fun of it

    • Drew Loeffler

      Drew Loeffler

      3 сарын өмнө

      Yes, Hitler jokes are "really fun"

  17. Hysminai_

    Hysminai_

    4 сарын өмнө

    Oof this it too real.

  18. Nicholas Tomaselli

    Nicholas Tomaselli

    5 сарын өмнө

    Omg I'm drunk and I just looked behind myself when you said!!!!!!!!! I love you so much.

  19. Jarosław Lipiński

    Jarosław Lipiński

    5 сарын өмнө

    1:01:41 Thankfully this joke didn't get cut

  20. Nerphy

    Nerphy

    5 сарын өмнө

    20 minuets ..... out front pufferfish

  21. Montesama314

    Montesama314

    5 сарын өмнө

    (CLAP CLAP) "OI!"

  22. Scarlet soltice

    Scarlet soltice

    6 сарын өмнө

    4:17 and thus a meme was born

  23. Frost Soul

    Frost Soul

    6 сарын өмнө

    Man, that joke about Star Wars at 1:16:01 has aged like milk.

    • Drew Loeffler

      Drew Loeffler

      3 сарын өмнө

      You mean fine wine?

  24. Grumbo Flipflorp

    Grumbo Flipflorp

    6 сарын өмнө

    That "OI!" might be the single most Australian thing I've heard

    • Извиђачки тенк

      Извиђачки тенк

      3 сарын өмнө

      Pretty weird that he's from the north of London then

  25. Vapid

    Vapid

    6 сарын өмнө

    peter molyneux strikes me as a fan who can take the joke like john romero, but that won't stop the silent sobbing the wednesday that the review appears.

  26. Alexander2k

    Alexander2k

    6 сарын өмнө

    ... I don't think he liked that Sonic game much.

  27. kailan barry

    kailan barry

    6 сарын өмнө

    Go straight to @2:07:20

  28. Mod Mysterio

    Mod Mysterio

    7 сарын өмнө

    1:16:30 LOL dying! and at 2:43:45

  29. Owen Smith

    Owen Smith

    7 сарын өмнө

    It's so odd and uncomfortable that these have been censored.

  30. Perry Born

    Perry Born

    7 сарын өмнө

    2:08:30 Honestly thought MNmore was glitching out and it was playing an Indeimaus video lol

  31. David Townsend

    David Townsend

    7 сарын өмнө

    In the lore, palpatine hated lightsabers for the same reason bro. He said they were pointless and only used them to annoy the jedi cuz he was better at their dumb thing

    • David Townsend

      David Townsend

      7 сарын өмнө

      Yahtzee us our universes palpatine

  32. 10 For 10 Reviews

    10 For 10 Reviews

    7 сарын өмнө

    0:06 Crysis 3:21 The Witcher 6:52 "PAINKILLER" short video 8:46 No More Heroes 12:11 Burnout Paradise 15:41 Sonic Unleashed 20:06 Condemned 2: Bloodshot 24:08 Super Smash Bros Brawl 27:57 God of War: Chains of Olympus 31:15 Mailbag Showdown 35:23 Grand Theft Auto 4 39:21 Painkiller 42:51 The World Ends With You 46:35 Elder Scrolls: Oblivion 50:42 HAZE 53:56 Metal Gear Solid 4 57:50 Webcomics 1:01:39 LEGO Indiana Jones 1:05:35 Alone in the Dark: Illumination 1:09:47 Age of Conan: Hydorian Adventures 1:13:50 E3 Roundup 1:17:54 Ninja Gaiden 2 1:21:49 Prince of Persia Retrospective 1:26:15 Soul Caliber 4 1:30:22 Braid 1:34:11 EVE Online 1:38:14 Too Human 1:42:18 Spore 1:46:14 XBLA Double Bill (Bionic Commando Rearmed and Castle Crashers) 1:50:18 Mercenaries 2 1:54:28 Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 1:58:43 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky 2:02:52 Silent Hill Homecoming 2:07:22 Silent Hill Short "Call for Mr. Mason" 2:09:32 Saints Row 2 2:13:39 Dead Space 2:17:41 Fable 2 2:22:21 Fallout 3 2:26:01 Guitar Hero World Tour 2:30:00 Deus Ex Song 2:31:00 Mirror's Edge 2:34:53 Left for Dead 2:38:31 Sonic Unleashed (Again for some reason) 2:42:56 2008 - Year in Review 2:46:32 Prince of Persia Remake

    • Mike Merrick

      Mike Merrick

      14 өдрийн өмнө

      Two lots of Sonic Unleashed, and missing Zach & Wiki. Very strange. EDIT: Missing a few episodes by the look of it.

    • millertime7275

      millertime7275

      29 өдрийн өмнө

      Thank you so much

  33. polymphus

    polymphus

    7 сарын өмнө

    So I was around in 2008 when these came out and I remember it was a different time and we ALL used it, I'm certainly not above judgement there, but damn Yahztee really kinda loved the R-word huh?

    • Keegan

      Keegan

      5 сарын өмнө

      As someone who was head deepin the Internet at that point, it was par for the course, very common to hear for years

  34. UltimaShadrax

    UltimaShadrax

    7 сарын өмнө

    Can just hear how old it is xD

  35. morzault

    morzault

    7 сарын өмнө

    A bias thicker than Frozen cement

  36. Yoohoo

    Yoohoo

    8 сарын өмнө

    Me who played the ps2 version "visible confusion"

  37. Princess Luna

    Princess Luna

    8 сарын өмнө

    After playing EVE for 5 years, I might know what those skills are. Signature Analysis and Signature Focusing are both very similar named and it's been some time since I played. One may involve how well you can scan signatures while exploring while the other may speed up your lock on time. Tactical Logistics Reconfiguration lets you use the Triage module formerly on Carriers but now it's on Auxiliary ships. Basically, it lets you become an immobile super healer. Also, I still love how Yahtzee apparently lost a Drone Carrier Battleship to what is essentially a commercial truck while both were flying backwards. Also, the markets in EVE Online are 98% player run. If you see it for sale, it's being sold by another player. The 2% comes from seeded items that players can't obtain or build such as skill books and blueprints but some savvy people buy piles of skillbooks and sell them for inflated prices at market hubs.

  38. C Valentine

    C Valentine

    9 сарын өмнө

    1:16:29

  39. Quinn Porter

    Quinn Porter

    9 сарын өмнө

    If yhatzee quits after 2022 he should do the best worst and blandest 5 of each year in gaming from 07-22

  40. Flakker

    Flakker

    9 сарын өмнө

    1:16:32 i was kinda falling asleep and this scared the shit out of me and woke me up lmfao

  41. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu

    9 сарын өмнө

    Id like a sandwich. but i dont feel like eating TWO Whole loaves of bread

  42. Taylor F

    Taylor F

    9 сарын өмнө

    In case anyone was wondering, the 1 hour mark he is referring to Ctrl+Alt+Del

  43. Elfaki19

    Elfaki19

    9 сарын өмнө

    💩=🍌

  44. Madeline Elene

    Madeline Elene

    10 сарын өмнө

    Yahtzee needs to be a VA in every game xD

  45. Yoxiv

    Yoxiv

    10 сарын өмнө

    "or raising a child..." Funny how that quote has aged

  46. White Mage

    White Mage

    10 сарын өмнө

    *CLAP* *CLAP* OI Gets me everytime I swear.

    • Sam Edwards

      Sam Edwards

      4 сарын өмнө

      @John Joyce legend mate

    • John Joyce

      John Joyce

      4 сарын өмнө

      @Sam Edwards 1:16:32, the E3 video.

    • Sam Edwards

      Sam Edwards

      4 сарын өмнө

      What video is that!! I love that bit but I always forget it

  47. SmexyRula

    SmexyRula

    10 сарын өмнө

    cant believe the Master Race meme originated from a Witcher 1 review. it's strangely prophetic considering how influential that series became for PC gaming

  48. Romulus III

    Romulus III

    11 сарын өмнө

    1:01:42 Oh that so didn't age well, the "uuh how edgy/ tragedy" ratio is just low^^. What also didn't age well was the original Dead Space review. Like wtf was it competing against, that he went so harsh about it. By now, specially with the patina it's one of the best space and one of the best horrorsplatter games ever made.

  49. Kira Veritas

    Kira Veritas

    11 сарын өмнө

    Something happens around 2:42:50 I think it’s a summary of all the editor’s favourite bits?

    • Canby Ibarra

      Canby Ibarra

      Сарын өмнө

      That was a year in review that yahtzee did instead of a christmas video. Only year he did that I think.

  50. Antony Linnik

    Antony Linnik

    11 сарын өмнө

    that haze review had a eva reffernce and i don't care what anyone says. it had a eva refference in it

  51. Mortar team and a pooch

    Mortar team and a pooch

    11 сарын өмнө

    They removed "dudes don't give me boner, that would be gay" from painkiller review. We censored a joke. Congratulations, the homophobia is vanquished.

  52. KatonRyu

    KatonRyu

    11 сарын өмнө

    The Painkiller review got censored too, after mentioning the 'big fat architectural stiffy' he mentions the variety of dudes, and the bit 'they don't give me any kind of stiffy though, that would be gay' got removed.

  53. SweetKiren

    SweetKiren

    11 сарын өмнө

    1:33:21 Ahh back when "thick" meant dumb, those were the times

  54. Kyle Mac

    Kyle Mac

    11 сарын өмнө

    2:03:30

  55. Jaak Taylor

    Jaak Taylor

    11 сарын өмнө

    20 miniutes outside pufferfish

  56. Fluffy Gutts

    Fluffy Gutts

    Жилийн өмнө

    Oh dear, am I the only person who really liked the Witcher 1 and liked it better than the 2nd one and parts of it where better than the 3rd.

  57. limpydick lenny

    limpydick lenny

    Жилийн өмнө

    These give me a warm sense of nostalgia

  58. Aggressive Banana

    Aggressive Banana

    Жилийн өмнө

    time stamp guy where you at???

  59. Frost Soul

    Frost Soul

    Жилийн өмнө

    That comment about Star Wars in the E3 video really did not age well.

  60. F_A_L_S_C

    F_A_L_S_C

    Жилийн өмнө

    this series has been going on for about as long as TF2. I have nothing else to add just a fun fact for people scrolling through

  61. paul-antony whatshisface

    paul-antony whatshisface

    Жилийн өмнө

    I just went and checked it Anni been looking for the name of this game for yeeears, gotta blast me some witch's

  62. paul-antony whatshisface

    paul-antony whatshisface

    Жилийн өмнө

    Painkiller was amazing I'm not sure why I say that, but a deep recessed part of my hind brain is telling me so

  63. Ryan Jones

    Ryan Jones

    Жилийн өмнө

    ....okay that Painkiller intro reminded me *way* too much of David Mitchell...

  64. Bobman9420

    Bobman9420

    Жилийн өмнө

    Ninja Gaiden 1 & 2 were Dark Souls hard before Dark Souls.

  65. Bobman9420

    Bobman9420

    Жилийн өмнө

    Reason why Burnout Revenge is the best Burnout game.

  66. lee kirk

    lee kirk

    Жилийн өмнө

    funny looking back at this complaining about unlocking characters ;d days before you had to buy them all ahaha :D

  67. Michael Wright

    Michael Wright

    Жилийн өмнө

    I used to think the line about shouting his favourite dessert and gaining superpowers was funny, until I was taught the Lemon Meringue Paioken technique

  68. VeryPeeved

    VeryPeeved

    Жилийн өмнө

    nico bellic? are you sure you don't mean John Freeman?

  69. J-R

    J-R

    Жилийн өмнө

    Classics

  70. Freedom Scale

    Freedom Scale

    Жилийн өмнө

    His microphone isn't great but somehow it's more consistent than the one he uses today

  71. Travis Retriever

    Travis Retriever

    Жилийн өмнө

    2:29:57 "Harmonics are bigger jerks than Activision." Yeah, that really hasn't aged well...

    • Travis Retriever

      Travis Retriever

      5 сарын өмнө

      @JJJBunney001 So what you're saying is that "this hasn't aged well" hasn't aged well. :P

    • JJJBunney001

      JJJBunney001

      5 сарын өмнө

      People saying "That hasn't aged well" really piss in my cornflakes. That's not how history works chief

  72. Milos Rusimovic

    Milos Rusimovic

    Жилийн өмнө

    "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Nostalgia!!"

  73. David Townsend

    David Townsend

    Жилийн өмнө

    My guess at top 5 games : Darksouls Silent hill 2 Pop sands of time Spiderman 2? (I'm least sure about this one. ) Dizzy!

  74. Freedom Scale

    Freedom Scale

    Жилийн өмнө

    1:58:10 Remember when we used to be able to say that about the prequels before the sequels came out and Disney showed us how terrible it can truly get?

    • Drew Loeffler

      Drew Loeffler

      3 сарын өмнө

      @Surt Two the prequels were good.

    • Freedom Scale

      Freedom Scale

      Жилийн өмнө

      @Surt Two Didn't say the old ones weren't shit. I said we had no idea how shit star wars could be.

    • Surt Two

      Surt Two

      Жилийн өмнө

      Nope. The sloppiness of the new ones does nothing to detract from the shittiness of the old.

  75. Krato

    Krato

    Жилийн өмнө

    Someone make a playlist with the uncensored videos

    • Drew Loeffler

      Drew Loeffler

      3 сарын өмнө

      No

  76. Belltower Subductions

    Belltower Subductions

    Жилийн өмнө

    It’s interesting to see how Yahtzee started off relentlessly and uncompromisingly abrasive at every opportunity, mocking everything that moves and going as far as can be done, and yet if You look at His modern reviews, while very little has changed, there’s a definite difference in tone. He feels a lot more exhausted, and a lot less deliberately aimless in his abrasiveness. There’s more genuine seeking of quality and Art to Him, but tired and worn down by the endless sludge through what We refer to as Modern Gaming, but many others would refer to as A Vision of Hell. I think I prefer the modern stuff too, which seems counterintuitive to how Humans normally work.

    • Belltower Subductions

      Belltower Subductions

      Жилийн өмнө

      I take it you’re American, then.

    • Levi Willrich

      Levi Willrich

      Жилийн өмнө

      What's the difference? All white people look the same

    • Belltower Subductions

      Belltower Subductions

      Жилийн өмнө

      English, actually.

    • Levi Willrich

      Levi Willrich

      Жилийн өмнө

      Oh my God he's just an Aussie who swears at the vidya there's nothing deeper going on here

  77. Horus SC

    Horus SC

    Жилийн өмнө

    Pro-Tip: DON'T watch them out of chronologically order (you'll be watching them all anyway several times but still)

  78. Princess Luna

    Princess Luna

    Жилийн өмнө

    29:16 Yahtzee predicted Dad of War

  79. Nathan Williamson

    Nathan Williamson

    Жилийн өмнө

    Yes, strange metabolism indeed when overeating increases her breasts size. Instead of their stomachs like the men.

  80. stopthattimerave

    stopthattimerave

    Жилийн өмнө

    the painkiller skit makes me cry with laughter every fucking time i see it

  81. True Mind

    True Mind

    Жилийн өмнө

    50:00 galaxy brained marketing strategy right there.

  82. Corpse Senpai

    Corpse Senpai

    Жилийн өмнө

    Jesus Christ, 2008. Back when I was in 2nd grade, Yahtzee was making fun of games like a pro

  83. Kadim Cole

    Kadim Cole

    Жилийн өмнө

    1:16:32 caught me off guard

  84. Avery Byrd

    Avery Byrd

    Жилийн өмнө

    As a female gamer, that girlfriend joke in the God of War PSP review bit had me literally laughing out loud 😆

  85. Bainbotnik

    Bainbotnik

    Жилийн өмнө

    7.20 and Malcolm Sturb pops up.

  86. Em Barnyard

    Em Barnyard

    Жилийн өмнө

    11 years... time flies

  87. Jason Bowen

    Jason Bowen

    Жилийн өмнө

    Oh the memories...

  88. twinklyten

    twinklyten

    Жилийн өмнө

    Just realises where the pcmr character came from. The ironic origin from yahtzee makes its use by pcmr channels like bullet barry even better.

  89. Luka Lovre

    Luka Lovre

    Жилийн өмнө

    How many episodes are there in 2008?

  90. Jayson Pead

    Jayson Pead

    Жилийн өмнө

    LMFAO 6:55

  91. SR Brant

    SR Brant

    Жилийн өмнө

    4:09 - _It begins..._

  92. Q'whyatt

    Q'whyatt

    Жилийн өмнө

    Wanna play a game? Up the playback speed: Easy- 1.5 Medium- 1.75 Hard- 2.0. Good luck and have fun

  93. Angelos 42

    Angelos 42

    Жилийн өмнө

    CLAP!! CLAP!! OI!!

  94. Anthony Echo

    Anthony Echo

    Жилийн өмнө

    Are the original videos available without the censorship

  95. Carota

    Carota

    Жилийн өмнө

    Runescape was actually released around 3 years before WOW and was extremely successful. So you could say that WOW ripped of RS. With your statement at 1:11:50 it could be said that all games are trying to be RuneScape, even though WOW popularized the use of an ability bar bound to hotkeys. :) Yahtzee you now have permission to yell at me :D

  96. adrian dewberry

    adrian dewberry

    Жилийн өмнө

    1:30:55 freaked me out a little. I have never been called out like that lol

  97. Karina McDaniels

    Karina McDaniels

    Жилийн өмнө

    "Why can't I marry my dog?!" -Benjamin "Yahtzee" "Godzilla" Crowshaw.

  98. MURFGAMING1228

    MURFGAMING1228

    Жилийн өмнө

    So is the miscarriage thing from the Webcomics episode where we got Loss?

  99. Macchiato Yahtzee

    Macchiato Yahtzee

    Жилийн өмнө

    1:14 what gave Yahtzee the idea to use “The hands resist him”?

  100. Mark Penrice

    Mark Penrice

    Жилийн өмнө

    It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire

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