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Every 2018 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation

Because you demanded it: every Zero Punctuation from this year with no punctuation. Or intros. Or outros until the very end.
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  1. BobTheBritishSkellie

    BobTheBritishSkellie

    10 цагийн өмнө

    is it just me or is metal gear survive missing from this video? im pretty sure it came out after kingdome come and before hot coffee so it should be at roughly 45:48

  2. The Chazzler

    The Chazzler

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I can’t imagine Yahtzee actually shouting, like on webcam

  3. The Chazzler

    The Chazzler

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I’m rewatching all of the every zp and I keep hearing “Lara Croft becoming tomb rader” and I keep thinking I accidentally clicked on the wrong video

  4. Mr J Pipe

    Mr J Pipe

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Watching this high makes you appreciate this more because you can really hear yahtzees emotional responses on a whole new level especially on ac odyssey

  5. Strain42

    Strain42

    Сарын өмнө

    Every* 2018 Zero Punctuation With No Punctuation *Except Metal Gear Survive and We Happy Few for some reason...

  6. 5killz

    5killz

    Сарын өмнө

    When I played Silent Hill 4, I beat the companion lady with a stick to see if she took friendly damage which she didn't so I merrily carried on my way only to discover the more times she's hit by you, the less time you have to defeat the final boss before she an heros herself. I didn't like that hidden mechanic at the time but I still remember it years later so I suppose that says something.

  7. Hanro50

    Hanro50

    Сарын өмнө

    Winning a mediocrity contest... well done...I guess

  8. R Hos

    R Hos

    Сарын өмнө

    To be fair, that was a nice horse.

  9. Marlonzo Smith

    Marlonzo Smith

    2 сарын өмнө

    Lmfao the PUBG part had me rewind that part 😂

  10. Richard Britten

    Richard Britten

    2 сарын өмнө

    Anthem eh? That sounds like an amazing game...

  11. Daniel Craddock

    Daniel Craddock

    2 сарын өмнө

    His intro to House Flipper is a bit to prophetic for my taste 😛

  12. Bass Fight

    Bass Fight

    2 сарын өмнө

    No we happy few?

  13. danboom101

    danboom101

    2 сарын өмнө

    You know, I was planning on getting a lot done at work today. But this showed up in suggestions again so I guess that's binned. Time to have a productive 4 hours listening to yahtzee.

  14. Max Yuan

    Max Yuan

    2 сарын өмнө

    Splappyboomblappy

  15. Icecreamandradness

    Icecreamandradness

    2 сарын өмнө

    Adding this to my cleaning playlist like a new-age housewife desperately trying to connect with her Esports-obsessed husband & two sons

  16. Jim Nicholas

    Jim Nicholas

    3 сарын өмнө

    2:04:40 Lan-Don Tahn...

  17. Goldlizard

    Goldlizard

    3 сарын өмнө

    WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON FORTRESS OCELOT ALPHA?!?!

  18. Big Cow Productions

    Big Cow Productions

    3 сарын өмнө

    Yahtzee really displays his deiphobia and hatret of Christianity in that Amaterasu review. Yeeesh. Got some issues there, Yahtz. Lol. (Around 6-7 mins in)

  19. SqualidsargeStudios

    SqualidsargeStudios

    3 сарын өмнө

    Kingdom stale cum has a terrible combat system

  20. Sonofawil

    Sonofawil

    3 сарын өмнө

    One of these days, when I retire or get fired, I’m going to play every one of Yahtzee’s best games of the year.

    • Lost Alone

      Lost Alone

      3 сарын өмнө

      Let's be real - If you got to 2021 without losing your job, you're set for life.

  21. DeadSnake

    DeadSnake

    4 сарын өмнө

    56:00 I'm all for scapegoating John Remiro.

  22. sniperbyker

    sniperbyker

    4 сарын өмнө

    man that fortnite thing didn't age well

  23. watchman 1029

    watchman 1029

    4 сарын өмнө

    Kingdom come deliverence: It's too easy to make money but save points that can be bought with money, that's stupid.

  24. Father 2 Shoe

    Father 2 Shoe

    5 сарын өмнө

    1:43:36 well that was rather accurate

  25. therothwoman

    therothwoman

    5 сарын өмнө

    I'm sure this has been asked before but bears repeating...no seriously what happened to the Metal Gear Survive, We Happy Few, and Just Cause 4? I know things slip sometimes, but it seems especially weird here since two of those three wound up in the top/bottom/bland of 2018 video.

  26. Randall

    Randall

    5 сарын өмнө

    timestamps would be nice but in a sense that would be punctuation, so I digress

  27. David Townsend

    David Townsend

    5 сарын өмнө

    Simba. Not mufasa. If u know u know

  28. Ikrani

    Ikrani

    5 сарын өмнө

    Upon watching the Call of Cthulhu review, I wonder why Yahtzee never reviewed Space Marine: Deathwing.

  29. Trei Appleby

    Trei Appleby

    6 сарын өмнө

    Two hours in, I am just now realizing that I’m watching a compilation and not just a bunch of videos auto playing

  30. Akatosh

    Akatosh

    6 сарын өмнө

    Did the US reach volume 5 or 6 of the fall of the Roman empire?

  31. BIO node

    BIO node

    6 сарын өмнө

    Dr.Nikkle & Dr. Dime: Is this...even leugal? ---- I hope its not DLC reheats like this that remove consumer faith in the hardware platfoorm------ Ive heard that happend before....around Christmas....

  32. fishbaitx

    fishbaitx

    6 сарын өмнө

    1:41:42 "arbeit macht thighs" roughly translates to work makes thighs.

  33. SinkPlaysYT

    SinkPlaysYT

    6 сарын өмнө

    Pretty sure this is my 6th time working through the mega series, people really don't understand how I can watch these let alone rewatch them. My reply "just listen to him"

  34. Jacob Graw

    Jacob Graw

    6 сарын өмнө

    30:08 Wait a minute, is that a comma? A PIECE OF PUNCUTATION?????

  35. Goldra

    Goldra

    7 сарын өмнө

    Isn't true "no punctuation" until you edit out the pauses.

  36. Cole Diggins

    Cole Diggins

    7 сарын өмнө

    That house flipper review was way to om the nose

  37. Jasmine Wade

    Jasmine Wade

    7 сарын өмнө

    Never read the webmd

  38. Bootyman

    Bootyman

    7 сарын өмнө

    yes greetings compartmentaliser of the past

  39. Total-Strike

    Total-Strike

    8 сарын өмнө

    1:43:58 A Wurlitzer is a kind of electric piano, not a jukebox...

  40. The RoboDrax

    The RoboDrax

    8 сарын өмнө

    That exact subnatica story happened to me. Word. To. Word.

  41. Jacob Jerue

    Jacob Jerue

    8 сарын өмнө

    I cant be the only person that listens to these every night as I go to sleep

  42. Cecil Chesley

    Cecil Chesley

    8 сарын өмнө

    These are becoming unhealthy escapism because I like to remember the old, more mild gripes without the worry some subhuman will cough on me and I'll die because "its my right" to be more infectious than a TB kissing booth.

  43. ososmister

    ososmister

    8 сарын өмнө

    5:23 that didnt age well

  44. JesusKrispies

    JesusKrispies

    8 сарын өмнө

    That bit at 49:13 about moral guardians shagging the pool cleaner out of existential ennui has aged to a most exquisite vintage this week hasn't it

  45. OscarIsambard

    OscarIsambard

    8 сарын өмнө

    “You can always just patch in a battle royale mode in later on” Pretty sure Yahtzee can see the future

  46. Yoohoo

    Yoohoo

    8 сарын өмнө

    200 hours in a game? Those are rookie numbers

  47. Marton Soos-Eory

    Marton Soos-Eory

    8 сарын өмнө

    Yahtzee spits some sick burns on religion Lol Seems about right

  48. Spiderwilliam13

    Spiderwilliam13

    9 сарын өмнө

    Because I need it and because no one seems to have done it yet, here's a guide for all the episodes of the year: 00:04 Best, Blandest, and Bottom 5 06:09 Okami HD 10:57 PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds 15:55 Fortnite Battle Royale & DUSK 20:47 Doki Doki Literature Club 25:56 The Inpatient & Doom VFR 30:56 Monster Hunter World 35:43 Subnautica 40:40 Kingdom Come: Deliverance 45:48 The Hot Coffee Controversy 50:48 Hunt Down The Freeman 56:02 Ghost of a Tale 1:00:57 God of War (2018) 1:06:14 A Way Out 1:11:18 Far Cry 5 1:16:32 Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom 1:21:51 Extinction & Attack on Titan 2 1:26:57 Yakuza 6: The Song of Life 1:32:29 Silent Hill 4: The Room 1:37:46 Conan Exiles 1:42:53 House Flipper & Far Lone Sails 1:47:58 Detroit: Become Human 1:53:16 Agony 1:58:22 E3 2018 Synopsis 2:03:53 Vampyr 2:09:07 Jurassic World: Evolution 2:13:58 Resident Evil 4 2:19:17 Totally Accurate Battlegrounds & Moonlighter 2:24:15 The Crew 2 2:29:24 Octopath Traveler 2:34:27 Observer 2:39:16 Chasm & This is The Police 2 2:44:10 Unavowed 2:49:11 Guacamelee 2 & Not Tonight 2:54:23 Shenmue 2:59:34 Marvel's Spider-man 3:04:43 Shadow of the Tomb Raider 3:09:59 Dragon Quest 11: Echoes of an Elusive Age 3:14:58 Star Control Origins 3:19:59 Assassin's Creed Odyssey 3:25:22 Call of Duty Black Ops 4 3:30:31 Return of the Obra Dinn 3:35:26 The Missing: J.J Mackfield and The Island of Memories 3:40:30 Red Dead Redemption 2 3:45:51 Call of Cthulhu 3:50:51 Fallout 76 3:55:34 Hitman 2 & Killer 7 4:00:39 Darksiders 3 Games NOT in this compilation: We Happy Few & Metal Gear Survive

    • Jono793

      Jono793

      Сарын өмнө

      Star 🌟⭐🌟

    • recycle bin

      recycle bin

      2 сарын өмнө

      thank you

    • Spiderwilliam13

      Spiderwilliam13

      2 сарын өмнө

      @Emeraldmines11 why thank you

    • Emeraldmines11

      Emeraldmines11

      2 сарын өмнө

      Great work

    • Emeraldmines11

      Emeraldmines11

      3 сарын өмнө

      Thank you

  49. Hagunemnon

    Hagunemnon

    9 сарын өмнө

    The *one* thing that does kinda bug me is in his Detroit review where he says that the superficial human characteristics androids have would trigger sympathy reactions in people. Say what ya will about David Cage, but he's absolutely correct in that superficial human characteristics don't mean shit to bigots; that's why they're *bigots* and not *normal people* . Try and make that point in south-central LA and see how many minorities would either laugh at you or smack you in the face.

    • Lost Alone

      Lost Alone

      3 сарын өмнө

      All people are bigots dude. Go read an anti-Trump comment section. We all have prejudices of some form.

  50. Frank

    Frank

    9 сарын өмнө

    Ok

  51. biggles the gamer

    biggles the gamer

    9 сарын өмнө

    It is I!!!! Weirdo from the future!!

  52. AortaPlatinum

    AortaPlatinum

    9 сарын өмнө

    11:45 yo holy shit

  53. Greasel Snatches

    Greasel Snatches

    9 сарын өмнө

    biggest crime of the video is putting BoTW under A Hat In Time.

  54. the growth

    the growth

    10 сарын өмнө

    All the dislikes are from people in St. Louis

  55. the growth

    the growth

    10 сарын өмнө

    TF2 still needs more fucking hats, you can’t change my mind

  56. Grumbo Flipflorp

    Grumbo Flipflorp

    10 сарын өмнө

    "Vampyr" is the German pronunciation btw. Not trying to sound like the nerds without a sense of dermal hygiene who go "ACJKHUALLEE"

  57. megapixzel

    megapixzel

    10 сарын өмнө

    Choosing Hat In Time over Mario Odyssey has always kind of bugged me. or at least the way he couches it. I'm sure he just meant to compare two platformers that share a similar style; but, if being one of the most mechanically solid games to come out that year doesn't earn it a spot because that's just "meeting expectations" for Mario then why has Yahtzee spent the last decade bashing every mainline Mario game? If all you knew about Mario games was what you heard from ZP this about face from [mario is boring and kinda bad] to [mario is so consistently good that it no longer deserves praise or recognition for simply being top 5 of the year material] would give you whiplash. tl;dr i disagree with how the funnyman told some jokes while trying to fit his opinion into a 30 second slot

  58. SweetKiren

    SweetKiren

    10 сарын өмнө

    I still laugh at "Hella baguettes yo" 😂😂😂

  59. Liam Earle

    Liam Earle

    11 сарын өмнө

    Mans be calling out Jenny A like the cheeky Brit he is

  60. Sir Dabsalot

    Sir Dabsalot

    11 сарын өмнө

    Yahtzee is so obsessed with wollies and jizz that I’m genuinely curious if he’s gay or not

    • Aya ya

      Aya ya

      10 сарын өмнө

      @Majora Just a way to convince people he's not a closet homosexual.

    • Majora

      Majora

      10 сарын өмнө

      He's married with child

  61. Pusher _13

    Pusher _13

    11 сарын өмнө

    That Octopath, Chris Eubank joke fucking killed me. 2:29:24

  62. Rekkabites Thirteen

    Rekkabites Thirteen

    11 сарын өмнө

    If you listen to this in the car on your morning commute Yatzhee's actually funny!

  63. Finluz

    Finluz

    Жилийн өмнө

    I want to know where yahtzee keeps all of the models for the different characters he uses

  64. Clipped Magpie

    Clipped Magpie

    Жилийн өмнө

    Dyoom

  65. Urchin Scurvy

    Urchin Scurvy

    Жилийн өмнө

    I completely agree with his rankings this year

  66. Rinrin Fran

    Rinrin Fran

    Жилийн өмнө

    Slack Flag, Un-shitty, Ori-minge and Sod-dyssey XDDD

  67. David Townsend

    David Townsend

    Жилийн өмнө

    I remember when "pixel art" was called "graphics"

    • Majora

      Majora

      10 сарын өмнө

      I remember when "retro" was called "contemporary"

  68. BiggusD!ckuss9000

    BiggusD!ckuss9000

    Жилийн өмнө

    45:20 but that boss fight was so easy you just suck XDXD love the content btw funny af

  69. Ben Palance

    Ben Palance

    Жилийн өмнө

    Kills me that he doesn't like prey

  70. Zach Z

    Zach Z

    Жилийн өмнө

    So, it's been a couple years and society has collapsed. Anybody playing House Flipper for escapism?

    • Majora

      Majora

      10 сарын өмнө

      No, I'm buying an AKM and black clothing with a red star on it.

  71. Joy Freg

    Joy Freg

    Жилийн өмнө

    Stopped preordering things that weren't Pokemon and the collector's editions on everything shot up to 400$$$ rather then 20 dollars more then standard edition... of course it's been 8ish years or so since Xbox tried to Xbone the entire world...

  72. Joy Freg

    Joy Freg

    Жилийн өмнө

    All the programmers behind making games have their own click and shunned all the really ish dudes with great ideas that wanted to be artists; giving birth to this starved videogame market unable to produce good stories or original ideas. building crud out of other peopls 10 year old assets. and we good idea guys are too busy playing Sonnintendoy to care.

  73. Joy Freg

    Joy Freg

    Жилийн өмнө

    i was stratigically born by crazy aliens to grow up at the turn of the century the growth and enslavement of humanity by technology... assuming my own lame perogitives along with traumatizing victimization by corrupt human system: instead of saving the humans, am content with ultimate power to watch them destroy themselves by their own stupidity. You can't fix stupid. Growing up through the best and worst of videogaming.

    • Joy Freg

      Joy Freg

      11 сарын өмнө

      @Majora You moved!THE CREAM CHEESE. *Squirrelliness Intensifies*

    • Majora

      Majora

      11 сарын өмнө

      Sir this is a Costco

  74. Perry Born

    Perry Born

    Жилийн өмнө

    Love listening to these things as background noise when I'm playing something kinda grindy or mindless.

  75. Overloaded45

    Overloaded45

    Жилийн өмнө

    WOW, not only he recommended a game on the moonlighter review, but it also was an obscure anime game! MMM, if i didin't know better i'd say yahtzee is a closet otaku. Anyways, gotta agree because when i played moonlighter it made me want to drop it and replay recettear!

  76. William J Nothingburger esq.

    William J Nothingburger esq.

    Жилийн өмнө

    My favorite yahtzee moment of the year 11:46

  77. Horus SC

    Horus SC

    Жилийн өмнө

    The We Happy Few video is missing, now that I'm watching this for the third time.

  78. Scott Killian

    Scott Killian

    Жилийн өмнө

    I clicked on this and started listening to it in the background while I played games. I did not look at how long it was before I started listening to it. So 9 crucible matches later in Destiny 2 I think to myself, "Holy fuck, how long is this video?", then I looked and realized; holy fuck... this is 4 hours of straight non-punctuated video game criticism. I love it.

  79. danial lagrowsy

    danial lagrowsy

    Жилийн өмнө

    "that's not premature ejaculation that's biological time saving"

  80. Drade Gamer

    Drade Gamer

    Жилийн өмнө

    Well I’ve got 4 hours to kill, let’s do this.

  81. Ethan swine

    Ethan swine

    Жилийн өмнө

    Ghost reckon ain't bland

  82. Filip Dráber

    Filip Dráber

    Жилийн өмнө

    16:06 could serve as a game concept. Just like Ghost Warrior.

  83. Demnark

    Demnark

    Жилийн өмнө

    Why is Metal Gear Survive not in this?

  84. Montesama314

    Montesama314

    Жилийн өмнө

    Painstakingly United a Breeches Gradient. Nice.

  85. SMT

    SMT

    Жилийн өмнө

    Lets be concise: Escapist making the "no punctuation" series have proven themselves to be good people yay escapist

    • SMT

      SMT

      Жилийн өмнө

      @dumb idiot whatever man, you clearly have an axe to grind. My apologies for taking up your time with my naive appreciation

    • SMT

      SMT

      Жилийн өмнө

      @dumb idiot jeez man lighten up. Its the escapist not the Chinese government. I'd say on the scale of corporate evil they're fairly low down.

    • SMT

      SMT

      Жилийн өмнө

      @dumb idiot that doesnt make them bad. they didnt have to upload it in this way, all the ZP videos are already on youtube, and making people watch them episode by episode means more clicks and views. Editing it this way took some amount of effort, I just wanted to show my appreciation for that.

  86. Horus SC

    Horus SC

    Жилийн өмнө

    Alright... so in 2020 Every Zero Punctuation Ever? 39:19 - This is what happened to me in No Man's Sky so I had to press uninstall to keep working.

  87. OhVicanne

    OhVicanne

    Жилийн өмнө

    Hey I fondly remember Jack and Daxter

  88. Axiom Steel

    Axiom Steel

    Жилийн өмнө

    *mildew*

  89. GreyPhaqse

    GreyPhaqse

    Жилийн өмнө

    I wish there was a short break to let you know when the last review ends and when the next one begins.

  90. Richard Samuelson

    Richard Samuelson

    Жилийн өмнө

    3:00:39 I think you mean "Sony's Insomniac's Disney's Marvel's Spider-Man", Yahtzee.

  91. Nathan Randomized

    Nathan Randomized

    Жилийн өмнө

    Vampyr's title is actually a nod to the vampire book "The Vampyr".

  92. Joshua Long

    Joshua Long

    Жилийн өмнө

    A 4 hour video mostly criticizing the AAA gaming industry with over 1 million views. Faith in future video game release restored lol

  93. Rocketboy 1313

    Rocketboy 1313

    Жилийн өмнө

    It is odd how the N-Word is used multiple times right at the front of this collection. But a single instance of the N-Word was edited out of a collection.

    • Majora

      Majora

      Жилийн өмнө

      Odd how everyone focuses on the word they can't even say.

  94. petwisk

    petwisk

    Жилийн өмнө

    Wait Just cause 4 wheren't a 2018 ZP?

  95. Joshua Generous

    Joshua Generous

    Жилийн өмнө

    Use Use Me. Activate All.

  96. CHEM Kip

    CHEM Kip

    Жилийн өмнө

    Its one amazingly long and annoyed sentence and i love it

  97. Rafi Sargeist

    Rafi Sargeist

    Жилийн өмнө

    Plot Twist: They never did a god of war dlc. Ever. Up yours yathzee.

  98. Leah L

    Leah L

    Жилийн өмнө

    Get these videos out of the regular ZP playlist you lunatics! You’re damaging the enjoyment of your own playlists!

  99. No Name

    No Name

    Жилийн өмнө

    Any chance we’ll get 2017 soon?

  100. rob mitch

    rob mitch

    Жилийн өмнө

    I reopened this video to finish watching it only for the first thing other people to hear was "Up a cat's ass and have it fart them out." All I had to say was "Yahtzee" and some of them understood.

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